Surely this bloke Mitch Benn has got to be shitting me. Hasn't he?
"I'm happy to announce I'm proud of the BBC", he says.
He's even made a video about it and you can download the single on iTunes and everything .... he says.
What the fuck! Nah .... this is a wind-up, surely ....
Yeah ... he's just taking the piss. He must be. I mean, who in their right mind would also go to all the trouble of producing a T-shirt to go with it. You know, one like this, which you'd spend money designing and producing, in the hope that you can sell shit loads of them and make a tidy profit .....
Nah .... this is a wind-up, surely. I mean no-one is ever going to buy one of those fuckers, are they. It'd be fucking pointless to even think of making them. Wouldn't it.
Hmmm .... please tell me this a joke.